Sean Glynn’s Pants

24 06 2014

Safety Dance ( Men Without Hats )

There’s a man out in L.A.
Whose life is very edgy
He borrows people’s bikes, then if he likes
Gives himself a massive wedgie

They say he is very active
Kickball and Quidditch is forte
But once in a while, goes the extra mile
Riding the road Full Monty

Where Sean Glynn’s pants
That must sting

He can ride if he wants to
I understand it’s not against the law
But when you borrow wheels, there’s a code and ideals
Not to bike around in the raw

You were caught up in the moment
That’s understandable I see
But still very rude and clinically crude
To give someone else’s bike cooties

World naked bike ride
Appeals to those without a care
To flaunt in the breeze, what we normally don’t see
Naked from the head to derriere

But there is a code and conduct
You must follow before you embark
The condition of the bike, when returned must be like
In good shape with no signs of tread marks

And we say, where Sean’s pants, where’s Sean’s pants
Are they home hung out to dry
Where’s Sean’s pants, where’s Sean’s pants
Don’t you stick to the seat when you ride ?
Where’s Sean’s pants, where’s Sean’s pants
Take it easy as you go
Where’s Sean’s pants, where’s Sean’s pants
One bump and you’re a soprano
Sean Glynn’s pants
Oh where are Sean Glynn’s pants
Give back Sean Glynn’s pants

S-E-A-N GL-YNN Sean Gylnn’s Pants

FYI to male cyclers
Commando riding sometimes rule
But don’t you abuse it
One day you may lose it
And trust me , that’s not cool

Though God made us naked
In his image for the World to see
There’s a very good chance
Under his robe there’s no pants
But at least he wears BVD’s

And we say, where Sean’s pants, where’s Sean’s pants
Are they home hung out to dry
Where’s Sean’s pants, where’s Sean’s pants
Don’t you stick to the seat when you ride ?
Where’s Sean’s pants, where’s Sean’s pants
Take it easy as you go
Where’s Sean’s pants, where’s Sean’s pants
One bump and you’re a soprano
Sean Glynn’s pants
Oh where are Sean Glynn’s pants
Give back Sean Glynn’s pants

Oh where are Sean Glynn’s pants
Please give back Sean Glynn’s pants
Oh where are Sean Glynn’s pants
Please give back Sean Glynn’s pants
Oh where are Sean Glynn’s pants
Please give back Sean Glynn’s pants
Oh where are Sean Glynn’s pants
Please give back Sean Glynn’s pants





Big Hair Don’t Care

19 06 2014

Big Girl’s Don’t Cry (Four Seasons)

Big Hair Don’t Care
Big Hair Don’t Care

Big Hair Don’t Care
( That your there)
Big Hair Don’t Care
( That’s so unfair)

Our girl was crying
( I’m not lying )
Our girl named Ryan
( Wondering whying )

(Silly Brooke)
Down in Dallas you expect it big
(Silly Brooke)
Every lady wears a bouffant wig
(Silly Brooke)
None in sight, not anywhere
Big Hair Don’t Care

Big Hair Don’t Care
( That your there)
Big Girls Don’t Care
(That’s so unfair)

(Maybe)
They are jealous
( They’re so jealous)
Baby they just wish
( And here’s their wish)

(Silly Brooke)
Their so envy of your rap inventions
(Silly Brooke)
And how you where your hair extensions
(Silly Brooke)
With you in town how could they compare
Big Hair Do Care

Big Hair Do Care
Big Hair Do Care
Big Hair Do Care
Big Hair Do Care





A Firm Handshake

28 05 2014

I wish I was mature
Insightful and brave
Awesome and inspiring
Each and every day
The blues are all about
Staring despair in the face
With a grin of hope
To put it in its place

A firm handshake is all you need to show
Honest real music deep within your soul
Truly amazing and a real surprise
A firm handshake speaks to the heart of one’s life

Fly a little higher
Lyrics are heaven sent
In a corner of our souls
That we often forget
The place where love flows from
And your dreams come true
Enough to make you cry
To feel inspired too

A firm handshake is all you need to show
Honest real music deep within your soul
Truly amazing and a real surprise
A firm handshake speaks to the heart of one’s life

( Instrumental )

How proud we should be
It’s hard to find the words
Taken far too young
With so much to be heard
Sandcastles and the Clouds
The music will transcend
If only we were all like Zach
The world would be a better place in the end

A firm handshake is all you need to show
Honest real music deep within your soul
Truly amazing and a real surprise
A firm handshake speaks to the heart of one’s life





Down at the Vous

8 05 2014

I’ll meet you on the corner of our favorite watering hole
Next to Club LT, down the street from old Frat Row
The pressures of this college life is wading on my mind
Time to close these books and leave your syllabus behind
Take a little break from this Terrapin school
What better way to relieve the stress than going Down at the Vous

Down at the Vous
Down at the Vous
Time to see some old friends
And maybe meet some new
Down at the Vous
Down at the Vous
I can’t wait to see you
Don’t forget to where your Vous Shoes

Calling all the bathers tanning down at Byrd Beach
And the Cole Field House sitters resting your commuter feet
Venture down the hill and join us in on the fun
Randy White approved, the best bar on Route 1
No better way to spend a night and that is the truth
I’ll save you a place in line Down at the Vous

Down at the Vous
Down at the Vous
Time to see some old friends
And maybe meet some new
Down at the Vous
Down at the Vous
I can’t wait to see you
Don’t forget to where your Vous Shoes

(Instrumental Danny Gatton Style)

Those were the days and times I always will miss
Specializing in hangovers with 22 beers on the list
Hungry Herman’s, Kemp Mill Records and the Varsity Grill
Sledding in the winter with dining hall trays on Testudo’s hills
UM in the 70′s, there was nothing more important you couldn’t do
Than hanging out with your fellow students Down at the Vous

Down at the Vous
Down at the Vous
Time to see some old friends
And maybe meet some new
Down at the Vous
Down at the Vous
I can’t wait to see you
Don’t forget to where your Vous Shoes





I Know It’s Hard

1 05 2014

I know it’s hard
To understand
We do our best
That’s all we can
Throughout the day
Into the night
To stand up for
We know is right

Imagine if
And only then
What we know now
My old dear friend
The time we lost
Never to gain
Words left unsaid
It’s not the same

Two of a pair
One of a kind
So much to say
So little time

To all of you
Who live to be
For all it’s worth
Left to achieve
Though it looks more
As lives goes by
It’s enough
Live and let die

What we all lack
In times like this
To carry on
So we won’t miss
A simple word
What we all want
Can say it all
So nonchalant

Two of a pair
One of a kind
So much to say
So little time





These Days

21 04 2014

Opened up a book of lyrics
Words scribbled on the lines
Thoughts once started, never finished
So much promise, so little time

Raw emotions on faded paper
Stuck inside an old desk drawer
Waiting for the day I’d come back
To find what I was looking for

These days I’m playing
For no one else but me
These days I’m playing
To find out who I can be

At a time in life so afraid
My heart weary to be harmed
Not willing enough to take the chance
To write love upon your arms

Forty years since down this old road
The twists and turns near the end
Lost stanzas and melodies calling me
Can you help me out my dear friend

These days I’m playing
For no one else but me
These days I’m playing
To find out who I can be

Forgotten love and long lost youth
Time remembered while others gone
Pen and pencil inspirations
In half written theme book songs

Never too late to find redemption
To finish what we started in the day
Moments and dreams should be completed
As we grow out playing these days

These days I’m playing
For no one else but me
These days I’m playing
To find out who I can be

These days I’m playing
For no one else but me
These days I’m playing
To find out who I can be





Halfway Down Again

11 04 2014

Never been much enamoured
Information gone unanswered
Is this how you want it to be?
Slipping further away from me

Queen of Hearts keeps knocking
Sooner or later forgotten
What a fool this King of Love
I hear that’s not good enough

Halfway down again
It doesn’t really matter
Which way you’re facing my friend
Halfway down again
Standing at the crossroads
Got to find the will to make it to the end

These seconds of pleasure
So much work for the leisure
I feel tears wellin’ up inside
The race is on, there goes my pride

And who knows where or when
It seems we stood smiling then
Warmed over kisses you handed me
Is not what I want you to be

Halfway down again
It doesn’t really matter
Which way you’re facing my friend
Halfway down again
Standing at the crossroads
Got to find the will to make it to the end

(Instrumental)

I feel this heart of mine
Once so bright, it don’t shine
No reason and try as I might
I can’t get you out of my sights

Halfway down again
It doesn’t really matter
Which way you’re facing my friend
Halfway down again
Standing at the crossroads
Got to find the will to make it to the end

Halfway down again
Halfway down again
Halfway down again

Fade








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