Cat Scratch Fever (Ted Nugent)
Well I see them when I’m tweeting
In everyone’s post
Words that have been spelled space free
At first I thought the problem
They all had small keypads
And some big old ass thumbs like me
But it’s called #Hashtagfever
#Hashtagfever
The first time that I tried it
My finger did slipped
Shifted the 4, not the 3 instead
So while I thought I told my friends
How I hurt myself
I called everyone $hithead
I’m catching #Hashtagfever
#Hashtagfever
It looks so damn simple
But it’s a pain
This little Twitter game
Besides counting all the characters I use
There’s also symbols to boot
It’s driving me insane
Well I’ve tried it for a month
And finally have learned
Now using it excessively
I even made an app
And then a game out of it
#Hashtagyouritandnotme
I’m loving #Hashtagfever
#Hashtagfever
