Poor Sandra Bullock

23 03 2010

Down in the Boondocks ( Billy Joe Royal )

Poor Sandra Bullock
Poor Sandra Bullock
She won Best Actress then
She found out her husband was cheating
He asked her, forgive me. But she’s not Miss Congeniality
All in Hollywood is crying Poor Sandra Bullock

She was on a roll winning an Oscar and a Razzie
And had no idea her ” Jesse James ” was tattooing some trashy
When the news broke all round the world
There was no place for her to hide
It was like Speeding a runaway bus
Then getting hit in your own Blind Side

Poor Sandra Bullock
Poor Sandra Bullock
She won Best Actress then
She found out her husband was cheating
He asked her, forgive me. But she’s not Miss Congeniality
All in Hollywood is crying Poor Sandra Bullock

Poor Sandra Bullock
Poor Sandra Bullock

The Thing Called Love and your own Practical Magic
While You Were Sleeping, has Crashed and turned quite tragic
So now it’s time to give Lover Boy
The Proposal that can’t miss
Put that cowboy on Speed 2: Cruise Control
And give him Two Weeks Notice

Poor Sandra Bullock
Poor Sandra Bullock
She won Best Actress then
She found out her husband was cheating
He asked her, forgive me. But Hope doesn’t Float for turds like Jesse
All in Hollywood is crying Poor Sandra Bullock
All in Hollywood is crying Poor Sandra Bullock
All in Hollywood is crying Poor Sandra Bullock

Advertisements

Actions

Information

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s




%d bloggers like this: