Mexican Diet Pills

30 03 2010

Mexican Radio ( Wall Of Voodoo )

I’ve tried Jenny and Weight Watchers
When they all had their special offers
But their systems didn’t aide
I increased my waist anyway

So I thought and tried something different
From Mexico to be specific
A weight control to wash the pounds away
That was banned here by the FDA

I’m taking Mexican diet pills
Just two a day will help control my will
I’m taking Mexican diet pills

The first week there was no effect
Until I had a change in dialect
Then I broke into a sunburn rash
And woke up with a strange wet back

I’m taking these Mexican diet pills
And I’m breaking out in hot tamale chills
I’m taking Mexican diet pills

My hair’s turned black, no longer sunny
And all my words come out a little funny
Now my skin has turned brown ash
I don’t remember growing this Moustache!

Then I looked and read the label
What I saw made me feel unstable
Instead of pills that make me thin
They turn me into a Mexican

I’m now a Mexican American
Just trying to stay in the U.S. of A
I’m now a Mexican American
Now all I say is No Habla Ingles?

Mexican
Mexican
( No Habla Ingles )
Mexican
Mexican

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