Larry King

18 04 2010

Aqualung ( Jethro Tull )

There on basic cable
Sits a man who knew Cain and Able
Suspenders down to his toes
And some huge glasses upon his nose ( Hey Larry King )
Asking all his questions
As he gives the guests his attention ( Hey Larry King )
The face of CNN
Getting divorced now once again ( Hey Larry King )

I don’t believe
Your having all these problems
What is she now, wife number 23
What did you do?
Did you sleep with your wife’s sister?
But more of a shock is
You can raise it, mister

Good for you sir
A sexual trender
Just like old Hugh Hefner
You’re in the game
Larry King my friend
I wish I will be like you
When I’m as old, I still can get the dames
Are you a Viagra member?
Tell me what pills do you take
What moves do you make on the ladies
That make them shake and bake
Please tell me your sexual secret
That makes you look so tender
Is it because of the memorizing suspenders?

Instrumental and Commercial Break

I don’t believe
Your having all these problems
What is she now, wife number 23
What did you do?
Did you sleep with your wife’s sister?
But more of a shock is
You can raise it, mister

Good for you sir
A sexual trender
Just like old Hugh Hefner
You’re in the game
Larry King my friend
I wish I will be like you
When I’m as old, I still can get the dames

Di, Di, Di, Di, Di, Di, Di, Di, Di, Divorce
Di, Di, Di, Di, Di, Di, Di, Di, Di, Divorce

Larry King My friend
Can I have your sloppy seconds
My firsts are never as good as your ex-wives

There on basic cable
Sits a man who knew Cain and Able
Suspenders down to his toes
And some huge glasses upon his nose ( Hey Larry King )
Asking all his questions
As he gives the guests his attention ( Hey Larry King )
The face of CNN
Getting divorced now once again ( Hey Larry King )

Whoa whoa Larry King

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