My Ben Gay Cream

18 06 2010

“Your Wildest Dreams” ( The Moody Blues )

I have reached that stage
When I feel my age
It’s hard to rebound
From the creaking sounds
My muscles and my joints
Their finally catching
Up with me
Now I constantly use
My Ben Gay Cream

Once I healed so fast
Now some days I can’t move my ass
Some days my back is spent
In positions it wasn’t meant
My muscles and my joints
Are finally catching
Up with me
Now I constantly use
My Ben Gay Cream

And when I put it on
My wife and kids
They start to cry
When I put it on
I’m shown the door
They put me outside
When I put it on
I’m so hooked on it
It’s really hard to quit
Their afraid for me
And that I might OD
Maybe I’ll cut back
And buy their Pain Relieving Patch
But for now I’m using
My Ben Gay Cream

And when I put it on
It takes me to an
Ultra Strength World
When I put it on
And when I put it on
I feel the heat
It penetrates me
When I put it on

But I’ve gone too far
Time for a new start
And I did enlist
Joined Ben Gay Anonymous
I’m no longer a wreck
And giving people
A Gag reflex
Never will you see me
Use My Ben Gay Cream
Use My Ben Gay Cream
Use My Ben Gay Cream

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