Learning La Greeny the Dance

8 05 2012

“Livin’ La Vida Loca” (Ricky Martin)

She’s a professional dancer, he’s a sports nerd who loves the Jets
She does this for a living, he has to do it cause he lost a bet
She wants to make him look good, he wants not to fall on his end
She likes him in his onesie, he knows he’ll be the butt of ESPN

At 8:15 the music starts and the disco ball does spin
It’s time to put aside sport news, who cares about the loss or wins
Our dancing lesson begins, Come on

[CHORUS:]
Saucy salsa live learning la Greeny the Dance
He looks good as he jives we’re learning la Greeny the Dance
Her dress his devil bright and his onesie looks so tight
He’s put aside all doubt learning La Greeny the Dance
Learning to take a new chance Come on
We’re learning that Greeny can Dance

It took under two minutes, 83 seconds in all
To show the world he could do it
And to himself he wouldn’t fall
Jerry Rice and Hines Ward gave him eights for his performance
His wife Stacy gave him a nine, one more cause he took a chance
Who knew her husband could dance

[CHORUS:]
Saucy salsa live learning la Greeny the Dance
He looks good as he jives we’re learning la Greeny the Dance
Her dress his devil bright and his onesie looks so tight
He’s put aside all doubt learning La Greeny the Dance
Learning to take a new chance Come on
We’re learning that Greeny can Dance

Before you do pass judgement and say his dance moves weren’t that slick
You have to look on the bright side
Of the alternative pick, it could have been Mike Golic. come On!

[CHORUS:]
Saucy salsa live learning la Greeny the Dance
He looks good as he jives we’re learning la Greeny the Dance
Her dress his devil bright and his onesie looks so tight
He’s put aside all doubt learning La Greeny the Dance
Learning to take a new chance Come on
We’re learning that Greeny can Dance

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