AARP

30 11 2013

Apologies to my colleagues and cronies at work
And to my high school and college brothers
There’s a new group of friends I’m hanging with
And know how to party like no other
Dedicated to enhancing the quality of life
They know how to reach their full potential
Taking advantage of what the World’s giving them
2 for 1 drinks and Early Bird Specials

AARP
AARP
They know all the deals
And they use them constantly
AARP
AARP
Retirement looks good to me

Up before the crack of dawn and out the door
Hitting the shopping malls in such a frenzy
After two laps, free coffee at the food court
Before shopping the Coupon Sale at J.C.Penney
Wearing jogging sweats, comfy as can be
This new life I see certainly transcends
Always on the go, their never sitting still
Thanks to some Viagra and a new box of Depends

AARP
AARP
They know all the deals
And they use them constantly
AARP
AARP
Retirement looks good to me

Though it was an age I always did regret
Turning into an old dodger when I’m fifty
It’s not as half bad that I’d imagine it
So many bargains out there makes it very thrifty
Traveling off-season, discount packages
Everyday is certainly a new adventure
Counting down the days till I get my AARP card
And walk around town sporting blue and gray hair

AARP
AARP
They know all the deals
And they use them constantly
AARP
AARP
Retirement looks good to me

AARP
AARP
Retirement looks good to me
AARP
AARP
Retirement looks good to me

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