Sean Glynn’s Pants

24 06 2014

Safety Dance ( Men Without Hats )

There’s a man out in L.A.
Whose life is very edgy
He borrows people’s bikes, then if he likes
Gives himself a massive wedgie

They say he is very active
Kickball and Quidditch is forte
But once in a while, goes the extra mile
Riding the road Full Monty

Where Sean Glynn’s pants
That must sting

He can ride if he wants to
I understand it’s not against the law
But when you borrow wheels, there’s a code and ideals
Not to bike around in the raw

You were caught up in the moment
That’s understandable I see
But still very rude and clinically crude
To give someone else’s bike cooties

World naked bike ride
Appeals to those without a care
To flaunt in the breeze, what we normally don’t see
Naked from the head to derriere

But there is a code and conduct
You must follow before you embark
The condition of the bike, when returned must be like
In good shape with no signs of tread marks

And we say, where Sean’s pants, where’s Sean’s pants
Are they home hung out to dry
Where’s Sean’s pants, where’s Sean’s pants
Don’t you stick to the seat when you ride ?
Where’s Sean’s pants, where’s Sean’s pants
Take it easy as you go
Where’s Sean’s pants, where’s Sean’s pants
One bump and you’re a soprano
Sean Glynn’s pants
Oh where are Sean Glynn’s pants
Give back Sean Glynn’s pants

S-E-A-N GL-YNN Sean Gylnn’s Pants

FYI to male cyclers
Commando riding sometimes rule
But don’t you abuse it
One day you may lose it
And trust me , that’s not cool

Though God made us naked
In his image for the World to see
There’s a very good chance
Under his robe there’s no pants
But at least he wears BVD’s

And we say, where Sean’s pants, where’s Sean’s pants
Are they home hung out to dry
Where’s Sean’s pants, where’s Sean’s pants
Don’t you stick to the seat when you ride ?
Where’s Sean’s pants, where’s Sean’s pants
Take it easy as you go
Where’s Sean’s pants, where’s Sean’s pants
One bump and you’re a soprano
Sean Glynn’s pants
Oh where are Sean Glynn’s pants
Give back Sean Glynn’s pants

Oh where are Sean Glynn’s pants
Please give back Sean Glynn’s pants
Oh where are Sean Glynn’s pants
Please give back Sean Glynn’s pants
Oh where are Sean Glynn’s pants
Please give back Sean Glynn’s pants
Oh where are Sean Glynn’s pants
Please give back Sean Glynn’s pants

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