I’m Not Perfect

13 08 2017

Over and over again
My love is here to the end
The dreams we made
The best plans laid
Won’t you think of me now and then

I know your not the only one
Walking this thin line just for fun
Captivating eyes
I’m so hypnotized
Your love’s so bad I can not run

I’m not perfect
What can I do
These chains are keeping me
on the ground
I want to fly
And touch the sky
In search of love I haven’t found

Instrumental

The leaves on the tree are bare
A distant mirage of what was there
I want to let go
To be on my own
It’s time to break free and I don’t care

I’m not perfect
What can I do
These chains are keeping me
on the ground
I want to fly
And touch the sky
In search of love I haven’t found

Instrumental

I’m begging you please don’t stay
There’s nothing left for us to say
It’s a mean old world
But I’m a wiser girl
I won’t let you stand in my way

I’m not perfect
What can I do
These chains are keeping me
on the ground
I want to fly
And touch the sky
In search of love I haven’t found

I’m not perfect
I’m not perfect

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Grandma Got Run Over By A Redcoat

6 08 2017

Grandma got run over by a redcoat
Walking through the streets of Williamsburg
Everybody thought it was a atrocious
But Grandpa thought she got what she deserved

It all started back at Christmas
With that unfortunate event
Getting hit by Santa’s reindeer
And a lengthy time at the hospital spent
She’s was feeling low and depressed
So to make up and atone
With some money from the lawsuit
We went and got her the latest iPhone

Grandma got run over by a redcoat
Walking through the streets of Williamsburg
Everybody thought it was a atrocious
But Grandpa thought she got what she deserved

Things were fine until vacation
When she brought along her new phone
She was posting lots of photos
And video of people and strangers she did not know
Stepping in other family portraits
Unaware as she did click
Then it got more dangerous
When she started hitting people with her selfie stick

Grandma got run over by a redcoat
Walking through the streets of Williamsburg
Everybody thought it was a atrocious
But Grandpa thought she got what she deserved

As we stood in line at Chowning’s
Grandma darted out into the street
Posting pictures without looking both ways
Did not hear the English Redcoats marching feet
Now let this be a lesson
For those on Facebook and snapchat
Online photos may last a lifetime
Not to mention the Fife and Drum   footprints on your back

Grandma got run over by a redcoat
Walking through the streets of Williamsburg
Everybody thought it was a atrocious
But Grandpa thought  she got what she deserved





A Hard Day’s Colonial Night

22 07 2017

It’s been a hard day’s colonial night for indépendence and liberty
It’s been a hard day’s colonial night from English rule and tyranny
But when I’m in Williamsburg, you know I feel undeterred
Everything will be alright

You know I work all day making speeches for the cause
Standing up for rights, equality that are lost under the King’s law
It makes me weary and pause, until I hear a HUZZAH
Everything will be alright

Williamsburg, freedom is ringing for you
Williamsburg, we hold these self-evident truths, truths, yeah

It’s been a hard day’s colonial night, when in the course of human events
It’s been a hard day’s colonial night, so many taxes  our monies spent
We must stand up if we might, and never give up the fight
Everything will be alright

Instrumental

It makes me weary and pause, until I hear a HUZZAH
Everything will be alright

Williamsburg, freedom is ringing for you
Williamsburg, we hold these self-evident truths, truths, yeah

It’s been a hard day’s colonial night hot and humid unbearably
It’s been a hard day’s colonial night, it’s 1776, we have no AC
But persevere we all must, it’s our Freedom or Bust
Everything will be alright
Everything will be alright
Everything will be alright





Covfefe

31 05 2017

Covfefe
An alternative new word
Covfefe
Sums him best up I have heard

When your up against a wall that’s yet been built
Constituently claiming freedom from the guilt
Defending actions from the World all do perceive
It’s fake to you, but the rest of us believe

Covfefe
3 times like Beetlejuice
Covfefe
Is your reason and excuse

Up before the dawn after late night binging Fox
Roaming the White House seeing the ghost of Archibald Cox
You never thought that it would really be this hard
Draining the swamp as you ride that NATO cart

Covfefe
So amazing and bigly
Covfefe
Is my state of mind you see

Covfefe
Covfefe
Covfefe





Just The Same

14 02 2017

When you dance with the Devil
You dance with me
On the edge of darkness
Between reality
I know that everybody thinks I’m insane
Come on dance with me
Just the same

The music’s hypnotic
The melody intense
Releasing inhibitions
From any foolish pretense
Take a moment for once and pause in your disdain
So won’t you dance with me
Just the same

Just the same
Everybody has a chance
To live and find romance
The choice is up to you
Just the same
What we all do in our lives
Comes down to wrong or right
It’s how you want to choose
Just the same
If it’s up to me
Just the same
We’re all to blame you see
Just the same
Just the same

The storm is picking up steam
Lightning fills the air
Take shelter in the cellar
Before we disappear
Come closer to the fire, but don’t get burnt by the flame
Come on and dance with me
Just the same

It’s hard to stay alive
In the view of the reaper
To old to make the climb
Heaven’s stairs are getting steeper
Time to face the music for the life that we try to reclaim
So won’t you dance with me
Just the same

Just the same
Everybody has a chance
To live and find romance
The choice is up to you
Just the same
What we all do in our lives
Comes down to wrong or right
It’s how you want to choose
Just the same
If it’s up to me
Just the same
We’re all to blame you see
Just the same
Just the same

The shadows they have faces
Reflected from the men in black
Be careful as you walk
Cause you may never come back
The signs were there but we didn’t have the heart to proclaim
Come on and dance with me
Just the same

All the dams show signs of breaking
And the bridges have been burned
The wisdom of the ages
Have forgotten what there is to learn
The lessons yet to face are written in the walk of shame
So won’t you dance with me
Just the same

Just the same
If it’s up to me
Just the same
We’re all to blame you see
Just the same
Just the same





See You Down The Road

13 11 2016

So Long Marianne
Chances are I won’t see you here again
It comes to this time
I hope this message will reach you before the end
Our bodies are falling apart
And the reason to live is getting old
We’ve seen so many things
There’s nothing left now to be told
Goodbye old friend
Endless Love
See you down the road

When we were almost young
Standing deep in the lilac park
You knew more about that
As you saw the light thru the dark
Just want to wish you a good journey
Until you face the next threshold
I hope this letter finds you
With a piece of mind in gold
Goodbye old friend
Endless Love
See you down the road

I think I will follow soon
Know that I am so close behind you
If you stretch out your hand
I think you can reach my too
Your beauty and your wisdom
I’ve always loved and behold
I don’t need to say anymore
Cause the memories still unfold
Goodbye old friend
Endless Love
See you down the road





Tweet Emojis 

20 10 2016

Tweet Emojis 
Tweet Emojis

There’s a new trend with the millennials 
Sending out text and tweets with symbols 
Like cave dwellings found on prehistoric caves
Digital hieroglyphics is the latest craze

First was a fad and people were wary
But now included in dictionaries
People so possessed by a simple click
There’s a version of Moby Dick called Emoji Dick

Tweet Emojis 
Tweet Emojis

Started on Japanese mobile phones
A pictograph by NTT DoCoMo
Sharing emotions with symbolic pics
A shortcut to save on data bandwidth 

Rudimentary signs to express without words
“E” means image and ” Mojo” character
When Google teamed with KDDI AU
That paved the way for the smiling poop

Tweet Emojis 
Tweet Emojis 

So many images to fit your need
A smorgasbord of everything
Found on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram 
It’s taken over the digital land

A language all it’s own on a stroke of a key
A cartoon alphabet from A to Z
I try to embrace it but I feel so dumb
Damn you small keyboard and my big ass thumbs

Tweet Emojis 
Tweet Emojis