Concern for Gender

26 04 2016

Concern for Gender
Concern for Gender

North Carolina has some issues
With laws they pass and choose
Telling people where to go
With number one and two

It’s all so crazy
Concern for Gender, your sex unknown
Where to tinkle, use which throne

It’s such a quarrel, a gender spat
Just mark the door already so
I can go in and crap

So much ado about nothing
One’s plumbing don’t matter you see
As long as you leave the place
Clean enough for me to pee

It’s all so crazy
Concern for Gender, your sex unknown
Where to tinkle, use which throne

Next time when I travel in the South
Not worried who’s dropping stool
Just want a stall that doesn’t smell
With toilet paper full

Concern for Gender
Concern for Gender





When I’m in Depends

29 03 2016

When I get older with hair of gray
In my coming years
Will you put up with all my senior traits
Of bladder issues and bathroom breaks
If I’m still moving getting around
Chatting with dear friends
Will you sit near me, if sounds emanate near me
When I’m in Depends

You’ll be older too
And if your just like me
We could talk and toot

I could be handy out on a walk
Strolling on and on
Never having to stop for a restroom break
Cause I have an onboard porta John
Early bird specials and bargain rates
Saving dollars and cents
But will you sit near me, if sounds emanate near me
When I’m in Depends

Every summer night we could sit and relax in our backyard hot tub
If that’s OK dear
And a special note
In Depends I’ll never drown
I just bob and float

Don’t send me letter, or drop me a line
Come by and say hello
Enjoy each other’s company from dusk to dawn
On the front porch yelling “Hey kids, get off my lawn”
Let’s all enjoy life, while we are here
Never knowing when it ends
Will you sit near me, if sounds emanate near
When I’m in Depends





Bifocal Lens

27 03 2016

Bicycle Race ( Queen )

Bifocals Bifocals Bifocals
I need to wear my bifocals bifocals bifocals
I need to wear my bifocals
I need to wear my specks
I need to wear my bifocals
I need to wear them with regrets

I was young now I’m old 
Flashes hot, running cold
Belly pot I say hey man
Slim was never my scene
And I don’t like spandex

You say Ben I say Gay
You say hair now it’s gray
You say cheese wasn’t me
I don’t believe I got this age
The morning paper a blurry page
All I wanna find is

Bifocals Bifocals Bifocals
I need to wear my bifocals bifocals bifocals
I need to wear my bifocals
I need to wear my specks
I need to wear my bifocals
I need to wear them with regrets

Bifocal lens are coming your way
Goodbye to being young that’s for sure
So much for looking good in your golden days
As you take a number at LensCrafters 
Coupons out price match go

Bifocal lens bifocal lens bifocal lens
Bifocals bifocals bifocals
I need to wear my bifocals bifocals bifocals bifocals
I need my bifocal lens

You say Coke I say diet
You say sex that’s a riot
Hot dog I say cool it man
Why do you think menopause has a pause in it

You say smile I say can’t
A bad day, my implants
A short walk my bones hurt
Funny back when we were young
That growing up would be so fun 
Can’t see my future without my

Bifocals Bifocals Bifocals
I need to wear my bifocals bifocals bifocals
I need to wear my bifocals
I need to wear my specks
I need to wear my bifocals
I need to wear them with regrets





Anger in America

19 03 2016

Unsettling times
A heavy cross of burden
So many turmoil signs
Distant storm clouds brewing
Splintered reflections
Long forgotten sins
Fuels the culmination
Descent to the end

Anger in the streets
Anger at police
Anger is the role
Anger in control
Anger undefined
Anger yours and mine
Anger in America
Anger in America

Impulsive inclusions
Decomposition of life
Us vs Them exclusions
Turbulence bringing strife
What is happening?
What does it all mean?
Are questions defining?
Answers we’re afraid to see

Anger in the streets
Anger at police
Anger is the role
Anger in control
Anger undefined
Anger yours and mine
Anger in America
Anger in America

Discouraged by progress
If this where it leads
Democracy at best
A cataclysmic need
Sometimes I wonder
Where allegiance lies
False pretenses thunder
As the USA cries

Anger in the streets
Anger at police
Anger is the role
Anger in control
Anger undefined
Anger yours and mine
Anger in America
Anger in America
Anger in America
Anger in America





But You Will

8 03 2016

The more they come
The harder they go
One more mile
Is all that we know
Your a big girl
I’ll keep it like this
Go your way
On a first night’s kiss

Funny, that’s all right
All I can do, time does tell
Goodbye my baby
Don’t have to go
But you will

Your weary tune
Is all up in blue
I’ll be yours
If not now with you
Keystone eyes
Abandoned love lost
Heart of mine
Only worth the cost

Funny, that’s all right
All I can do, time does tell
Goodbye my baby
Don’t have to go
But you will

(Extended Jerry Solo )

Can you please
By the time tonite
All along
I know it’s not right
Don’t believe
Put it to an end
Waiting ain’t me
My rolling jet friend

Funny, that’s all right
All I can do, time does tell
Goodbye my baby
Don’t have to go
But you will

Funny, that’s all right
All I can do, time does tell
Goodbye my baby
Don’t have to go
But you will





DCRTV

28 02 2016

Oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh (3 times)

Up every morning when the clock reads eight thirty
Turn on the internet to see what Dave has for me
Radio ratings, TV rants on my small screen
So animated, on my DCRTV
The latest messages and all the local news
Unsigned Corporate Suits venting just for you
So hooked on it, I read it constantly
It’s so hypnotic, my DCRTV
Oh, so demonic, my DCRTV

One of these days I may just
Jump in discussions, post a video memory
For my Arbitron fans to see
So hypnotic, my DCRTV
All this “Happy Talk” and even “Weather Weenies”
So addictive, my DCRTV

Transmissions
Bad Stations
The Nielsens
World Famous

Oh my DCRTV, oh oh, DCRTV
Oh my DCRTV, oh oh, DCRTV
Oh my DCRTV, oh oh, DCRTV
Oh my DCRTV, oh oh, DCRTV





Everybody Wants Somebody To Blame

19 02 2016

In the summer of the night
So off we went
London eyes be tight
Dirgy countenance
With his grass green scene
Be he be not the one
Oh my groggie back bodie
So see what we did for fun

Your off the hook
Surprise, hello, what a shame
Can’t catch a heart of stone
Everybody wants somebody to blame

I could say more about it
Let the trumpets play
Cast deep in your pockets
Friends can wait another day
What I know is from the core
All was and is on the go
Ah the doctor knew the score
So now back to show

Your off the hook
Surprise, hello, what a shame
Can’t catch a heart of stone
Everybody wants somebody to blame

(Break)

Say more about directions
Till your analyst sorts out
The fame, fortune of talent
Grown in your window box
Meanwhile back in Richmond
Don’t have bread, see that blind man
Off the boat with Loogie Oldham
Cause that’s a sign of a real fan

Your off the hook
Surprise, hello, what a shame
Can’t catch a heart of stone
Everybody wants somebody to blame

Your off the hook
Surprise, hello, what a shame
Can’t catch a heart of stone
Everybody wants somebody to blame








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